Haul and Humor

Funny shirts for the folks who keep America rolling — truck drivers, route drivers, and the families who wait up for them. Real job humor, from a driver.

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They Call Him C-Section He Avoids Labor at All Costs.

Oklahoma Rides

Riding in Oklahoma

Left Lane Camper

E.t. He Always Wants to Go Home

Butt Dyno Accurate to Within 200 Hp.

Exhaust O-Pipe Dual Inlet. No Outlet.

Piston Return Spring Now with Extra Bounce

The Johnson Rod Nobody Knows What It Does.

Porcelain Brake Kit Stops Once. Beautifully.

Flux Capacitor 88 Mph Not Included

A Can of Can Do Open in Case of Monday.

Wiper Blade Sharpener Cuts Right Through the Rain!

Engine Oil Bypass Kit Never Change Your Oil Again

My Field of Give-A-F*cks

I Finally Got a Round Tuit No More Excuses.

Ugga Dugga Wrench - Factory Calibrated

Seasonal Air Time to Change Your Air.

Rookie Starter Kit

Sky Hooks No Crane Required.

You're Welcome.

It's One of Those Days

Burning Up the Road

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